Emastabatory Aid

An item to aid in Masterbation, usually pornography or a slut you found in an alley. If you have a good health plan it could vary from sexy nurses all the way to a clone of Angelina Jolee.

Person 1 "I cant get a hard on *cries*"
Person 2 "You need an Emastabatory Aid!"

by Dally-Doodlez November 6, 2006

emascc

Ecstacy Marrijuana Acid Speed Crack Cocaine.

A community based on IRC

© EMASCC. 2oo8 - W3 D0 IT 4 TEH LOLz

19:20 <@Syko-X> yeah i respect aaron and the decisions he makes and any request he asks of me

23:30 <Cookie`> whos linode zomghax?
23:31 <paranox> idiot look at the ident
23:31 <paranox> Cookie`: learn2internet
23:31 <Cookie`> yeah, an ident tell me everything?
23:31 <Cookie`> suck mroe dick

23:49 <rioter> KGO
23:49 <rioter> KGO
23:50 <paranox> KGO
23:50 <paranox> KGO

00:50 <masked> gs69azza fails

00:06 <wenchlett> <3
00:07 <mixy> S2

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02:15 <Estate> UNO! gs69azza!aaron@85.17.154.18557
02:15 <Estate>
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02:20 -ChanOp- *** #emascc Database Match: * Min: 0 Max: 200 ***
wily 100
timex 100
sovnix 100
anomaly 100
Ezz^ 198 gs69azza 199
Syko-X 200 |lippa| 198
crypt_k 198
Fury 198
Sinther 150
Duckie_ 198
damo2002 185
Cookie` 199
IdleFire 175 Jamieliveshere 198
Stephen-wx 100 RavensRage 198 Sinsect 150
Richard 198
02:20 -ChanOp- *** End of List ***

by gs69azza January 26, 2008

Emaskulate

The act of removing a mask from someone's face.

I was at Costco and Rick Schroeder came out of nowhere and emaskulated me.

by Truth u can Handle May 22, 2021

E-emasculate

To insult a guy's masculinity/virility online.

You didn't have to e-emasculate me by commenting with a bunch of ballerina emojis on Facebook.

by 3gmaxud August 22, 2014

emasticate

It means "to chew", ok? I know the Chiclet commercials are deceiving, but it actually means "to chew". Myself? I emasticate at least three instances daily.

John emasticated his food thoroughly before swallowing.

by BradyChan7 August 6, 2004

Emasculated

As masculine as some females have gotten, soon you will have females claiming that if guys are going to talk about people emasculating them, I'm going to talk about people emasculating me (though society doesn't really try to make guys less feminine or females less masculine, even if they have a hard time processing it).

It's hard for a female to get emasculated, but some would try and find a way.

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021

emasculate

A cross between ejaculate and masturbate.

whoA..that dude emasculated

by S0me_guy23 February 15, 2005