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Dumpsick

A term to describe the situation when the stench from a person's dump causes him / her to vomit as a result. In order to be classified as a Dumpsick there are 2 pre-requisites:-

1. The person must not have been feeling sick until the point he smelt said dump

2. The vomit must be in the toilet pan with said dump

verb 1. To Dumpsick - applies when one person's dump causes another to be sick. As above the pre-requisites relating to previous state of health of the person being sick and the location of the said vomit apply.

- Derivatives: Dumpsickable (adjective) Dumpsicker (noun)

- Origin: originally from the Latin Dumpsickus, verb 1 influenced by the Italian Dumpsicki
Had a big night out which resulted in a dumpsick on the saturday morning

I dumpsicked my brother yesterday.

Tomorrow morning will be dumpsickable if I have a curry.

Most of us out tonight are dumpsickers
by porno1 February 19, 2009
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dipstick lesbian

A masculine lesbian with abilities in automotive repairs, carpentry, construction, etc.
Although Sheila is herself a lipstick lesbian with all the make up and frills,her new girlfriend is the dipstick lesbo who works at the body repair shop.
by Esteban Leo May 13, 2005
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drumsticking

(verb) To insert one's penis between one's partner's thighs and thrust as if having sex. The etymology of the word coming, of course, from drumsticks, large pieces of meat with a bone in the middle.
I didn't have a condom but I couldn't go home with blue balls, so after I ate her out I told her to put her thighs together for a little drumsticking.
by Zefnex June 25, 2008
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Dumastic

Dumb ass Fantastic = Dumastic

When someone is a Dumb-ass in Fantastic form, they have achieved Dumasticism and can now be laughed at about that moment for forever by friends and family for years to come.
On this 100+ degree day (with the heat index added in) no one wanted to cook or clean, yet everyone was hungry....

He went to get us subs for lunch and bought one for his mom too, to take up to her work for her after having had lunch with me.

He comes in with both subs and we start having lunch. I asked him if he forgot his moms' sub or if he had already taken it to her. He replied by saying that he had left it in his car so he wouldn't forget it here.

I asked him what she had him get for her? He told me their tuna salad sub. I asked if his windows were rolled up? He said yes. Then asked why? ...probably because I started laughing at him.

When I could breathe again I pointed out the facts of the situation - He had left a Tuna salad sub in his car with the windows rolled up and it's 100+ degrees outside.....still didn't hit him.

I had to blatantly say - The sun is turning your car into an oven which will bake that tuna sub in it that will make your car smell like tuna for the rest of forever.

It hit him. He OMG'd and ran out to get that sub and open all of his doors to air his car out. If that smell ever leaves his car or not is still yet to be seen. After he did that he has not only earned the title, but proved that extreme-heat conditions cause Dumastic moments of idiocy.
by Buck,, Neeley July 20, 2012
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dragon drumstick

Schlong. Cum gun. Steaming semen truck. Meter long King Kong dong.
Dude his dragon drumstick was so good in my coober
by Hopalong the frog August 30, 2017
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dumbstick

Slang for penis. Refers to a male's tendency to think with his cock (that is, sacrifice money, relationships, material goods, reputation, social status, health, and pretty much everything else of value just to get laid).
Well, what do you expect? I do have a dumbstick.
by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004
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lipstick on your dipstick

Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.
(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...

"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"
by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005
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