Myspace Dumped 

When you find out you're significant other no longer wants to be with you, after seeing that his/her status on the oh so famous myspace now claims to be 'single', as opposed to 'in a relationship'. Other big clues are when you're removed from their top 8, or they have proceeded to flirt with others in their 'comment' box. God bless Myspace.

'Did you see that Tyra's myspace says 'single' ?'

'haha, yeah, Brain was well myspace dumped' ...

Myspace Dumped by errrrr August 3, 2007

Friendship Dumped 

When you are friends with someone who you are not technically dating and one person decideds to dump the other, but because you can't dump someone you aren't in fact dating it's friendship dumped.

i.e. "She called me and asked me to leave her earrings and her camera in her car, when we have class in the same building on campus, and clearly would pass each other. And all her text messages lately are one word answers. I think I'm getting friendship dumped because I not ready to be in a relationship."

Friendship Dumped by Halle117 November 18, 2009

Humped and Dumped 

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.

When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."

Humped and Dumped by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007

Twitter Dumped 

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.

Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!

Twitter Dumped by TwitDumped March 4, 2010

Thumper Dumped 

When you are give her vigorous anal & she shits on your dick so hard her back cracks.

I got fucked so hard in the ass last night, I thumper dumped on his cock & now I need a chiropractor. Help

Thumper Dumped by Dr. Detroit November 27, 2020

Cyber Dumped

The act of being rejected or removed as a "friend" from someone's myspace page.

Jason: Hey, I posted a comment on a hot chicks myspace page asking how she was doing. Next thing i know, she removes me from her myspace page.

Herb: Dude, you just got cyber dumped!

Cyber Dumped by JayHerb April 4, 2008

Dog-Dumped 

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.

I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!

Dog-Dumped by palsyclaw October 28, 2009