A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.
John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
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Both Lev And Igor had a powerful reaction to the perceived cultural disparagement taking place when they were referred to as “Dumb and Dumber” by the American public.
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Someone whose brain is missing. Instead, their skull is full of shit, which they feel the need to spout off at all times.
The guy who offered a terminal cancer patient a life time supply of twinkies is a dumbshit. The guy won't live long anyways, way to remind him.
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Get the dumbthingy mug.A person who usually shows some sign of intelligence (not completely necessary though), but has brief lapses where they act completely retarded and senseless.
Willie: My mother said it's the law that I need to have my permit for another year before I can get my license...
Dan: Willie, did you notice all of us only had our permits for six months? We're two years younger than you and have our licenses already.
Willie: Durrr, I didn't really think about it... *proceeds to stare off into the distance with a blank look while making indistinguishable noises*
Dan: Frickin' dumbohead...
Dan: Willie, did you notice all of us only had our permits for six months? We're two years younger than you and have our licenses already.
Willie: Durrr, I didn't really think about it... *proceeds to stare off into the distance with a blank look while making indistinguishable noises*
Dan: Frickin' dumbohead...
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On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.
"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"
"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
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