Dunkin Dildos

A restaurant similar to Dunkin Donuts. Sells:
Cunt Coffee
Dildo Donut
Pussy Pastry
Cock Cookie.
And More.
Visit Dunkin Dildos Today!

JOE: Dude, I got the Cunt Coffee and Dildo Donut at Dunkin Dildos!
BOB: Luckkkyyyy!

by Fuggle October 30, 2012

sold a bag of dildos

To be "sold a bag of dildos" means to be sold something which is basically a massive pile of worthless tripe.

Bloke 1: "my car is fucked"

Bloke 2: "you were sold a bag of dildos there mate"

by dashhhhhhhh October 19, 2011

dildosaurus

a dildosaurus is a dinosaur that lives in the Amazon rainforest and feeds of human female hikers. it has a body of a t- rex and a dildo head. it makes noises like blublululu

I saw a wild dildosaurus while on my adventure through the Amazon rainforest.

by 1000volts to the nipps June 3, 2018

Wildos Dildos

The largest "happy time" business in the Americas.

Graham went to Wildos Dildos to buy a premium new toy.

by Wasabi buns January 6, 2017

sausage dildos

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, then use it as a dildo.

Hey I made a sausage dildos last night, though it didn't work cause I had diarrhea

by ILoveSausages June 7, 2016

dilDOS

Inserting DOS commands.

Don't you pull that dilDOS on me.

by Hercolena Oliver May 5, 2008

raining dildos

When it's raining so hard that it hurts to be outside, and it may as well be raining something hard and pointy, like dildos.

When it rains hard in Wilmington, it may as well be raining dildos because it's somewhat painful.

by Meridi October 2, 2012