adj. -term of derision used to describe a man who takes on trappings of wealth inappropriately in an attempt to be perceived as prosperous. noun- A male who can be described as such at all times.
1) Look at that bunch of Royal Douche medical students wearing their scrubs into a bar.
2)The funny thing about any guy with a constant Blue Tooth in his ear is that he is defacto such a Royal Douche nobody wants to talk to him.
2)The funny thing about any guy with a constant Blue Tooth in his ear is that he is defacto such a Royal Douche nobody wants to talk to him.
by appleb September 23, 2011
Get the Royal Douche mug.A pursing of the lips used primarily by Jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. Although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. Some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph -- sort of a "kiss my ass" gesture. Others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human anal sphincter. And still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.
To ensure his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.
by Jimmy G. February 3, 2008
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someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.
by solvingworldproblemsoneatatime October 21, 2013
Get the Douche mug.A boy, not a man. Who has daddy's truck out for the weekend and likes to blow black smoke and pick up diesel whores thinks his stack is bigger than yours and his pockets are too, refers to his turbo whistle ass a "panty delete kit" usually doesn't have the biggest feet if you know what I mean.
by Hooey. January 29, 2015
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See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.
by DDouble December 26, 2020
Get the douche noose mug.Bill raised his douche flag as he entered the room, forming alliances without speaking a word.
You can't buy Stacy a turtleneck, she flies a douche flag everywhere she goes.
You can't buy Stacy a turtleneck, she flies a douche flag everywhere she goes.
by Sara Bert December 17, 2004
Get the douche flag mug.A douchebag, usually a freshmen, who brings his guitar to school even though he sucks and can play one song (most likely the beginning to stairway to heaven). Said person for some fucking reason get's tons of attention and popularity because he's "a guitar player" always completely frowned upon by people who can actually play guitar. This can also be a "Beach guitar douche", "Camp guitar douche" "Mall guitar douche" etc.
Dude Michael, you see that fucking guitar douche over there? Why are there so many at school today, he fucking sucks so bad!
by thethetheluis January 10, 2011
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