douchestronaut

A douchebag of epic proportions. One who is a major douche.

That cunthole Steve is a real douchestronaut

by jnymlr33 January 27, 2009

Urban douchetionary

The correct name given to people who see fit to put there own name as a definition and comment on how awesome that name is to impress their friends

1. Micheal is so cool, all the guys wanna be him an all the girls wanna be with him

2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her

'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'

by Papa-G November 20, 2009

DoucheTooth

DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.

Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche

by Tombadill August 3, 2007

Doucheteroid

Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.

The cast of the Jersey Shore hit Miami like a bombardment of doucheteroids.

by Gorgechild December 22, 2010

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Douchette

The feminine version of a douchebag. An unintelligent bimbo with enough self confidence for two people. Some characteristics of a douchette include talking about oneself, taking hundreds of mirror photos for Facebook or Myspace, being slutty all the time, wearing Hollister or American Eagle, and inhaling furious amounts of dick.

See also: she-douche

"So she had me come over to look at pictures she took of herself wearing her new Aeropostale shirt."
"What a douchette."

b.
"Why is Jim's girlfriend always going around with puckered lips?"
"She's a douchette. Her face is frozen from sucking so much dick."

by MyArmIsAsleep August 10, 2009

Douchetatt

A douchetatt is a tattoo of a tribal or overly masculine extraction,that an accused douchebag will flaunt in order to impress women.Usually found on the arm or back, similar in nature to a trampstamp.

"I've seen that douchetatt on like, a million guys arms. God, he is such a loser."

by OutAndAboutSF February 22, 2009