Douchetasticness

The ability to be a fantastic fat douche. To be judged on your amount of douche.

People in future generations will remember your douchetasticness.

by douchetasticness September 15, 2009

doucheosaurus

Someone who wears mma fight gear out of the house and has never been in the cage.

A frat boy wearing a TapOut hat out to the local bar is a doucheosaurus.

by jiujitsu February 9, 2010

doucheshiness

The act of just being an all around dick/and or bitch.

Girl: oh my god that hoe just stole my boyfriend!
friend: What a load of doucheshiness

by hotties246 March 7, 2011

Doucheshittery

Shenanigans, absolute bullshit, anything (noun) negative.

Will you cut the doucheshittery?

I'm sick and tired of this doucheshittery!

Another day at the doucheshittery!

You are a doucheshit!

by Saxon W. Loveblast III April 15, 2011

Doucheishness

'Doucheishness'. - The act of being a douche.

His doucheishness pissed everyone off.

by FuckingFairyPrincess September 5, 2011

doucheboss

An arrogant, pompous authority figure (most likely your direct-supervisor) who believes they are way cooler than they actually are.

"Did you notice that our manager, Pauly D, has been using a lot more hair gel lately?"
"Yeah, and with that new BMW, he's totally become a doucheboss."

by KKDC5 September 8, 2011

Douchetastorphy

when someone very nice either gets a a large sum of money or becomes a manager and becomes a douche bag where you want to tell them off but cannot due to their status in life

John: ever since our friend got that manager position, he has become an asshole

Sam: yeah, he just became a douchetastorphy over night

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu June 5, 2010