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Douchekateer

Someone who acts like a complete and total idiot over any social forum.
Tempakuron is a total douchekateer.
by Ramaramaize December 23, 2011
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Doucheapotamus

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.
Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.
by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010
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douchehawk

A common hair style choice of douchebags in which a full head of hair is manipulated in such a way as to simulate a mohawk. Typically, a douchehawk is employed to imply that in an alternate universe one might consider expressing a rebellious attitude via their hair, but the current status quo forbids it. Douchehawks can be seen at Republican Youth rallies, frat parties, and Rascal Flatts concerts.
"Well then, that's a finely crafted douchehawk you've got there, frosted tips and everything! It complements the popped collar on you pink Polo shirt! You've really got a knack for appearing subversive while retaining the hair on the sides of your head!"

"Yo, thankz, brah. I'm working on my flavor-saver next!"
by guerrillajoey December 11, 2009
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douchevat

One who is too much of a douche to just be a douchebag. This charachter in life is a whole vat of douche. Like at the factory.
brian: "god! Nick is such a douchevat!"
by the hangar October 18, 2008
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Douchathon

A series of douchy events; douchyness stretched over a longer period of time than your average douchery.
Tonight was awful, what a douchathon those guys had going...!
by ___p February 21, 2011
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Doucheaveriiatius

A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"

<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012
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Doucheasaurus

A mega douche; a douche so big that it shouldn't even exist. The equalivance of a giant TOOL. A giant DOUCHE bag. Oversized idiot.
My boyfriend acts like a doucheasaurus 95% of the time.
I dated this guy for a few months and found out later that he was engaged. He denied it and said he wasn't married, so I emailed him his wedding registry. He said "I didn't want to tell you this way" WHAT a DOUCHEASAURUS!
by GTLBarbie September 3, 2013
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