Douchesketball

A game of basketball played in a driveway by nearly 30 year old men who want to be 18 again.

Those douches next door are playing douchesketball again!

by suppvengenz November 6, 2010

Douchebagnet

The combination of douchebag and magnet.

a girl who naturally attracts the douchiest of men unintentionally is labeled as a douchebagnet.

by poopshooter July 18, 2012

Douchebucket

The receptacle that catches dirty vagina water after someone douches, hence meaning it is more vile and disgusting than just simply douching.

That girl April is so horrible she's a douchebucket.

by Twunkle March 13, 2015

Douchebagette

Some nosy girl who always thinks you're trying to impress someone while wearing something nice.

The reason why I have this weird pattern of dressing up one day and dressing like a trash can the next to prove that I'm not trying to impress anyone.

Emily: "Sir, why are you wearing a tie???"
Mr. Meister: "For parent teacher interviews."
Emily: "Who are you trying to impress????"
Mr. Meister: "Definatley not your mother. In fact, I think I'm gonna tell her about how you can't stop being a Douchebagette to your peers and even your own teacher."

by Your huge ass mother April 24, 2015

doucheblanket

One who is so much of a douche that they desire to be covered in a blanket of douches

Your being a doucheblanket right now.

by SirClaytonBigzB July 7, 2015

douchebucket

A bucket of douche water.

"That dude is a serious fucking douchebucket!"

by AshlyL July 12, 2015

Douchebaguette

A female version of a douchebag. Typically surrounded by douchebags because no normal person can stand them.

Did you hear the nonsense Cayla is spewing. She’s such a douchebaguette.

by Dingbat1 April 22, 2018