by Brooktin June 23, 2008
Get the douchetown mug.The theory that douchebags get more chicks as they get doucheier. The douchebags go to more parties as they get doucheier which gives them more opportunities to get chicks. However, there is a point where one can get overly douchey and none of the chicks like him. Also, chicks tend to go out with douchebags more often because the doucheier the douchebag, the easier he is to whip (usually).
"The white douchebag frat boy gets more chicks than the awesome chill guy because of simple douchenomics."
by bleech128 September 22, 2009
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by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010
Get the ass douchecanoe mug.douchebowl /duʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciationdoosh-bohl–noun
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.
Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ductiōn- (s. of ductiō) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of dūcere (see ductile) + -iōn- -ion
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.
Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ductiōn- (s. of ductiō) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of dūcere (see ductile) + -iōn- -ion
"If you're from New Mexico, you must be a DOUCHEBOWL." or;
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."
by K. Scott January 22, 2008
Get the Douchebowl mug.n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.
by DeSlice January 4, 2012
Get the douchecano mug.If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.
"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."
"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."
"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."
by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008
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