The element in which all douche bags, bros, Guido’s, and meatheads feed on and excrete; known to smell of tag, fresh Tap Out shirts, Nattie Ice, and fist pump sweat; prolong exposure to Douchanium may cause “Douchanium poisoning”.
You: “Coming to Buffalo Wild Wing’s was nice, but man I feel weird. I’m suddenly getting a headache and an urge to fake tan, pop more than one collar, and fist pump…”
Friend: “No, man, that’s just because the Douchanium around here is off the charts!!! We better get going before you are exposed to more Douchanium poisoning.”
Friend: “No, man, that’s just because the Douchanium around here is off the charts!!! We better get going before you are exposed to more Douchanium poisoning.”
by pants are optional July 24, 2010
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douchano • douchenozzle • Douchaholic • Douchcanoe • douchenoob • Douchiano • douchalouge • [douchenoozle] • donchano • Douchacorn
It's natural, yet rare to see the douchalope get devoured by the stronger and more aggressive douchebag.
by backotruck March 9, 2012
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"You Douchnozzle!"
"If I say the play is on 'Douchenozzle,' WE ARE GOING ON 'DOUCHENOZZLE' YOU DOUCHENOZZLES!
"If I say the play is on 'Douchenozzle,' WE ARE GOING ON 'DOUCHENOZZLE' YOU DOUCHENOZZLES!
by Jack squared September 25, 2017
Get the Douchenozzle mug.Used to describe a self-important person who feels the need to wear and use their Bluetooth earpiece at all times, especially in public. A douchenoggle will make every effort to ensure that everyone in the vicinity is made aware of their very “important” call. Also a synonym for the Bluetooth earpiece itself.
“Hold on, I can’t hear you. Let me put in my douchenoggle.”
“Listen, douchenoggle. Nobody wants to hear your stupid phone conversation!”
“Listen, douchenoggle. Nobody wants to hear your stupid phone conversation!”
by Sn@x October 22, 2020
Get the douchenoggle mug.1. "My snatch is so rank, the only way to make it less putrid is for me to be a douchaholic"
2. "Bob is such a douche, he's a douchaholic"
2. "Bob is such a douche, he's a douchaholic"
by Funky Winkerbean June 20, 2003
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by sirconman July 6, 2009
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