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Stool Donation

A way to give your shit a meaningful value.
After a stool donation: "Hey, You won't believe. People paid me to eat my shit in pills!" - EWWWW!!!!!
by shitcrap February 17, 2021
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donation

The throwing of money at jehovah's witnesses as you drive down the road. Preferably a type of coin.
We totally pegged a jehovah witness with a donation as we were going down the road.
by Nickels6336 June 21, 2009
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Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.
Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.
by thatdude23 October 10, 2012
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inside out albino mushroom dalmation

Similar to an inside out mushroom dalmation, but the sperm is blown onto a white article of clothing, giving the albino dalmation effect. Must be performed while high on pot.
"I finally talked Jill into letting me give her an inside out albino mushroom dalmation on her favorite white sweater.....damn we were so baked!!"
by WolfManRawd February 24, 2010
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Dalmation

1. The black and white spotted dog that you often see riding firetrucks in kid's pictures.

2. The dogs in the movie 101 Dalmations (and spinoffs of) that the evil Cruella deVil wants to make a fur coat out of.
1. I saw a dalmation riding on the back of the firetruck with firemen as it raced to Glenwood Drive to put out a house fire.

2. It's a shame Cruella deVil never got /one/ of those dalmations in the movie. There were 101 to pick and choose from, a 101 to get. But noooo, her and her goonies can't manage to even get one!
by Carrera's Wedge March 27, 2007
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dalmation

A dog with a white and black spotted coat, there is also the liver spotted dalmation aswell. They are generally a good natured and affectionate dog, they take alot of energy to care for epecially in their younger years as they can be very hyperactive and energetic.

11-15 years would be about the average life expectancy of a dalmation, they are great loving pets to have, but the owner should have enough spare time to care for it as they are very energetic dogs that should be exercised everyday and not just let into the back garden like so many lazy people with dogs seem to do.
I had a dalmation that lived to 13 years, and I miss him to bits.
by animal lover January 5, 2006
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Brown Dalmation

When you ass fuck a chick, pull out and then use your cock to paint shit-dots on her face, like a dalmation.
Pamela turned around just as Johnson pulled his cock from her ass and greeted her with a Brown Dalmation.
by Louis Johnson November 8, 2006
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