What Are You Doing Step Bro?

What you ask when your step bro is doing something he’s not supposed to.

Step Sis: “HELP! I’M STUCK”
Step Bro walks in.
Step Sis feels something.
Step Sis: “What Are You Doing Step Bro?”

by DaddyMints July 21, 2020

Dong Side of the Moon

While mooning one party, accidentally flash your dong to an unsuspecting third party.

When Logan mooned Weil, he accidentally put his dong in Mitchell's webcam. I hope Mitchell likes Pink Floyd because he just saw the Dong Side of the Moon.

by Dr. Goonsworth September 4, 2012

doing a jono

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Dong Dream

A subconscious state one slips in and out of periodically throughout the day, picturing the satisfaction and bliss a perfect dong brings them.

I was talking to Phyllis at work today about her lack of concentration, and she said since she started dating Micah, she can’t quit thinking about his package. She told me she’s regularly in a dong dream.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Dongcopter

Also known as the windmill. A nude male moving his hips in a way that his penis swings 360 degrees around. Its like a flesh nunchuck. For added comedic effect such as at a party or in a locker room: in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice you say "Get to the choppa nowwww!"

The best way to dry your manhood after a shower is doing the dongcopter.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

ring ding dong

the best line ever in the song called ring ding dong by shinee

shinee are kings
LEGENDS
HANDSOME MEN

even Obama loves them

obama loves minho

*someone rings the doorbell*
“RING DING DONG”

by sweetangel April 22, 2018

Doing a Benji

When your on the toilet bowl for at least a half an hr and then you leave a huge skid mark on the toilet.

Chente: Where'd Ben go?

Fliggy: He's doing a Benji

Lord Farquaad: Oh God, he's gonna be a while. We're gonna need the hazmat suits when he's done.

by Icknamesj August 25, 2013