Doofing

when a girl by the name of megan wants to have sex, she'll ask if you want to doof around

"hey, we should be doofing right now""

by popcorng February 28, 2018

Doofinschlatt

Optimization of stupidity to ensure maximum efficiency; the state of being at maximum stupidity at any given moment

The tax collectors work carefully to ensure doofinschlatt is preserved across their line of work. Doofinschlatt was achieved when a cigarette was lit on the Hindenburg.

by ColonelUseful October 5, 2021

doofinetalie

when you misspell definitely.

Guy 1: doofinetalie dude!
Guy 2: whar
Guy 1: oh, sorry, i meant definitely.
Guy 2: lern to spel
Guy 1: no u
Guy 2: FAK YUO

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

doofin smurfin

The word to want to commit die but in a more light way.

I wanna doofin smurfin rn

by bobbiemcdylan June 24, 2024

Doofing

having sex with a hairy middle eastern boy

i waa doofing last night

by anonymous February 4, 2025

Dooping

The act of jerking off and shitting at the same time, a little bit of peeing in there to

I was dooping my dick!!!!

by Berniebuns July 10, 2025

Doofinky

A slang term used to describe an untrimmed, unruly, vaginal hair pod, commonly used in the 1970’s era.

Her doofinky resembled a chia pet.

by Mitty Roach August 14, 2025