dolphin conversion therapy

To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.

1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.

by MitchDoyle13 June 26, 2019

mad dolphin

When you meticulously lather up your butt crack with soap while in the shower and you rip a forceful fart, making a noisy flatulant that reminds Jaques Cousteau of an angry dolphin's war cry.

"Bro your ass smells!". "Don't tell me you're not impressed with that mad dolphin!"

by Pitou1093 May 7, 2013

flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

by charlie July 16, 2003

delphaphobic

fear of philadelphians

Giants fan:How 'bout you me and steve go down to philly on sunday for the game.'
Giants fan #2:'Steve won't go he's a delphaphobic'
Giants fan:'Oh'

by lessek December 25, 2009

wounded-dolphin

a sexual act performed by men during intercourse in which the man puts his finger in the hole that his member is not in and feels his dong through the tissue.

When I was slamming her in the ass I put my finger in her snooch and felt my dong, I pulled the "wounded-dolphin" on that bitch!

by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009

Flog the Dolphin

to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

by bill gates February 6, 2003

dolphin legs

The feeling of a woman's leg after it has been freshly shaved and moisturized.

Feel my dolphin legs! I just shaved!

by gabrakadabra01 November 20, 2013