Herpetual offender

Someone who knowingly has the STD, Herpes, and repeatedly has sexual intercourse with unknowing suspects.

I'd stay away from Jamie if I was you, he's a total herpetual offender!

by Ultramega June 3, 2010

Repeat Offender

The act of having anal sex with a female two or more times in a night.

Tashera came over last night and I gave her the Repeat Offender!

by two feet of cock March 17, 2009

young offender's moustache

Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.

"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"

by Chrissy.T. May 27, 2004

flex offender

A player who is ranked higher in flex queue (generally considered a queue that doesn't matter) than solo queue in the game League of Legends.

Allan is a flex offender. He's Bronze in solo queue but Silver in flex queue.

by ThePhamtom February 4, 2018

Sext Offender

A person who randomly sexts someone they don't even know. Thus, freaking them out. Or, someone who sexts so often that they sext the wrong person.

Sext Offender: Hey baby, I'm naked and thinking about you.
Recipient: Who is this?

Sext Offender: I bet you would like it if I came over there and took off your pants.
Sext Offender's Mother: Mike, this is your Mother.

Person 1: Why did Ashley dump Mike?
Person 2: Mike got caught sexting some girl.
Person 1: I bet he's a repeat sext offender.

by drewxo5 February 28, 2011

Defender

The Land Rover Defender is most KICK ASS 4x4 ever created by man. My stock Land Rover D90 is the biggest ass piece of gas guzzelin', jeep humpin', road rulin', extention of manhood you have ever seen. All other 4x4s are booty.

My Defender rocks. I wish I had two of them.

by Effe April 15, 2005

707 defender of justice

Best boy who hacks into everything in the name of justice

He'll protect you from any other hacker
He is secretly sad

MC: 707 defender of justice please help me
707: *suddenly appears in front of MC*
MC: i love you
707: I'm dangerous

MC: i love you anyways

~Good Ending~

by Some fellow Toast February 1, 2021