diving board

Forcing down small random objects on your erection, propelling them through the air.

Guy1: Have you ever done the diving board?
Guy2: Thats how i was eating walnuts all last night.

diving board by Cliford September 25, 2005

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diving octopus

insert both hand's, crossed over each other, with fingers intercrossed into the vagina.

i enjoyed giving Ashley the diving octopus last week.

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When a man farts and gets a gas bubble trapped under his testicals.

I have a real diving bell situation in my pants.

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when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

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Diving Into The Red Sea would be giving a women "oral" pleasures while she is "riding the cotton pony".

She's riding the cotton pony tonight so I'll be diving into the red sea.

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When you're trying to recover the pill you just shelved

"Mark shelved a pill 5 minutes ago and now he's back in the toilet diving for pearls"

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He loved her man, he went diving for grouper on the first date.

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