dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022

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second dinner

A dinner which occurs after conventional dinner time (5:30-8:00). Usually occurs near midnight/early morning (11:30-2:30). Consists of going out with friends to get said meal, usually fast food, but real resturants may be acceptable. In order to have second dinner, one must have first dinner.

Eaten to stave off sleep-munchies.

Dude, are you down for second dinner tonight after some counter-strike?

Today's dinner sucked real bad, I can't wait for second dinner.

How many times do I need to tell you? Second dinner is every wedenesday!!!

This food sucks, I'm already thinking about second dinner.

by Andrew 'The Captain' Hoang April 26, 2006

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neck dinner

The act of giving head, dome, Fellatio,or giving brain

"I heard Keisha gave you a neck dinner?"

by King_Bee94 February 27, 2013

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A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta

Best fucking song ever, plain and simple.

Go youtube it, right now, it's by Asking Alexandria.

Person A: This isn't over baby don't believe a word they said!
Person B: BUT THEN, SHE TAKES A MOMENT TO PONDER, TO WONDER WHAT COULD'VE BEEN GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE!
Person A: Fuck yeah! A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta owns!

by awrawerawerwar May 1, 2010

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