Ditch Seed

A ditch seed is when you implant the possibility of you ditching while plans are being made with a subtle yet effective 'out'. So when it comes time for those plans to happen or for you to make the decision whether you will participate or not, you can 'harvest' the now mature ditch seed that has grown and ditch with no consequences and the ditched will be understanding.

Friend asks: Hey can you help me move this Saturday?
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)

Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.

by kelcool46 July 15, 2010

Ditch'd

Terminology used by supporters of the Ditch the Label movement to pledge their support towards the gesture of ditching ones 'social labels' and opting for an equal society rid of racism, homophobia, sexism and other stigmatising trends.

Jo: Where's Dan?
Jess: He's getting Ditch'd or something?
Jo: Ditch'd by who?
Jess: No... as in Ditch the Label Ditch'd

by samisjake October 19, 2011

Ditch

To get rid of or give up on something or someone without their knowledge or consent probably when you are tired of that thing or person

Jade: are you going to the party with Lola

Bailey: yeah... but I'm gonna ditch her on our way

by hemerald April 11, 2017

Ditchfligger

A person that spends his/her Saturday afternoons in their sun room while reading Southern Living Magazine accompanied by a warm bowl of hummus and toasty pita chips

You: Man, I need a girl-friend

Your little Indian friend: Why?

You: Cuz i'ma Ditchfligger

Your little Indian friend: True shit dogg.......

by Dr_J_PhD June 10, 2012

the ditch'n fuck

exactly what it sounds like, the act of ditching an activity (school, hanging with friends, an important meeting, etc) to have sexual intercourse.

Look at that cute asian couple walking away from school, they don't smoke pot so they are obviously about to pull the ditch'n fuck

by the bluntsman August 19, 2010

Stitch And Ditch

Like Dine and Dash But For Ditching the Hospital Bill.

Janna-"Wow. Joey This hospital bill is gonna cost us."

Joey-"Lets just Stitch and ditch."

by Jiggy_Pop January 26, 2019

ditch the wives

something the kids says when something is hip or cool.

‘yo jack look at that judge’s beard, it’s totally ditch the wives‘ - rudy

by filmfucker420 September 2, 2020