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A person that spends his/her Saturday afternoons in their sun room while reading Southern Living Magazine accompanied by a warm bowl of hummus and toasty pita chips
You: Man, I need a girl-friend

Your little Indian friend: Why?

You: Cuz i'ma Ditchfligger

Your little Indian friend: True shit dogg.......
by Dr_J_PhD March 04, 2012
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