Ditchfligger

A person that spends his/her Saturday afternoons in their sun room while reading Southern Living Magazine accompanied by a warm bowl of hummus and toasty pita chips

You: Man, I need a girl-friend

Your little Indian friend: Why?

You: Cuz i'ma Ditchfligger

Your little Indian friend: True shit dogg.......

by Dr_J_PhD March 05, 2012