dilschmick

n. - a dumbass, an idiot, a goof

Quit being a dilschmick.

by MongoMan July 14, 2005

Dilch

A "love child" (person who was concieved with their parents not being married) or a person with divored parents.

I heard Jimmy was a Dilch, his mom was pregnant in highschool!

by Bhumeeka April 2, 2007

dilchwagon

the successive act of inserting an object of any number into a phallic device, such as the human penis, performed in caravan to cope with long trips. How do you think so easily people got sick on the Oregon Trail?

Fuck off, mom! When I'm eighteen I'm gonna go to monster truck shows, do AIDS, smoke so many pots and live with dad during his favorite annual dilchwagon festival!

by spine? September 15, 2010

Dilch

dilch
/diLCH/
noun
The nozzle of a douche used for vaginal cleaning.

Step 1: Insert dilch into dirty orifice in need of cleaning.

Step 2: Squeeze the bag of the douche to spray douching fluid.
Step 3: Take your Plan B pill.

"Brian is such a dilch today, he keeps tagging me in pictures from his party"

by Frysauce May 28, 2017

diltch

Diltch- loser, dumbass,fucker, or bitch. It wascreated in 2004 in Smyrna Georgia.

My ex is a diltch for cheating on me.

by Steven Welch October 10, 2004

Dilch

Noun: A term used to describe the product of two words that have been merged together to form one word

Fried and chicken is fricken therefore the word 'fricken' is a dilch

by Emally September 6, 2006

Dilch

Chewing tobacco or dip.

I need a pinch, hand me the dilch.

by ribbet January 3, 2008