dicktease

A girl (usually hot) that teases a man pretending she will do something sexual with him, then does not follow through

'She said she'd have sex with me, but she didn't follow through, what a dicktease'

by DefinitionMe July 20, 2004

Dickless Bastard

Someone that gets caught talking shit about his friends and they cut off his penis.

"Mike is such a dickless bastard."

by yanks1194 June 5, 2009

dumbass in distress disorder

A cliche in bad movies such as A Kid in King Arthur's Court in which a female character in the first act of the movie is strong and totally independent and can kick ass but in the last part of the movie becomes weak and helpless and needs a man to save her.

Phrase comes from the Nostalgia Critic review of A Kid in King Arthur's Court.

Hmmm... that princess who knew martial arts and swordfighting and could defeat a man twice her size now can't break out of the arm lock of a man her size. She must have the dumbass in distress disorder.

by King of Jellybeans December 30, 2009

Distressed Watcher

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.

Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!

by SchuminWebdotcom November 3, 2009

Dickless

1)No Balls
2)Someone who has no dick
3)Pussy little sissy boy

Bill, you are a "Dickless" coward, grow a dick.

Tim, you no balls fuck.. First things first. I know you have a dick, but you need to get a new one. Only this time, get one that has some balls attached to it.

by Jello December 17, 2004

frapezoidal distress

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.

she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.

by Muerte55 January 5, 2009

Dickatress

One who exhibits the qualities of being a dick. Generally a female, but sometimes can describe a male who is acting like a bitch.

"When Spencer went to the Heaven and Hell without his girlfriend he was being such a dickatress"

by Ayybayybayy February 3, 2010