dicksmack

a strike with one's penis.

I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dickmas

Holiday event happens at the same time as Christmas December 23-25th. Men offer dick pics or nudes to others that request them as Dickmas presents.

1- Merry Dickmas, send nudes.
2- Sure thing, Merry Dickmas to you too and Happy Ball-a-days.

by Dickmas Elf December 25, 2016

mid dicksman

A male who performs oral sex on a woman while she still has the dick in her.

He ate the cunt merangue while the other guy fucked her. He is a mid dicksman.

by Swampy McSwamperson January 15, 2019

Dinosmash

Slamming a girl so hard that it looks prehistoric.

1:"Sorry I walked in on you and Jessabbelle last night, man. Killer Dinosmash, though!"
2: "It's all good. Thanks!"

by MRCWILL August 27, 2015

Dicklash

Get mushroom stamped so hard that you get whiplash.

Julian: Man I think I have dicklash.
All: Most Likely.

by Fondleface November 2, 2012

dicksmith

one who's adept at pleasing one's phalice.

Sally worked Sal's spunk spigot like a real dicksmith.

by Kid Dickwell December 9, 2009

dickstache

When a male enters puberty, a small thin layer of peach fuzz may grow on the upper lip. Some choose to not look like a dick head, and shave it off. Some choose to remain looking like a dick head, and keep that little bit of hair growing until it becomes condensed enough to be visible.

Many times dickstaches are found on Mexicans, Wiggers, and Blacks.

"Yo dude you wanna hang out tonight?"- Stacher

"Fuck you, you have a dickstache"-Me

by r0tc0d February 19, 2007