dickshare

When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.

He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.

by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015

dickshake

dickshake - the act of a female repeatedly shaking ones dick until a cum extravaganza occurs, resulting in a delicous, nutritious snack for the female. A dickshake can be drank from a cup, mug, or straight into ones mouth. If a dickshake is chunky, one may need to get tested for scrumpious diseases.

This dickshake is not only fufilling but appears to come with chunks of chocolate!

by Stephenz A August 24, 2008

Dickshake

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.

Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.

by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010

dickswab

A dickswab is an ingorant fuck hole who puts "xcore" after everything they say and think they're super scene.

Noun: A male pap smear.

"Chelsea Shaffley is a dickswab."

"Man, look at that scenely dickswab kid"

"That kid looks like he has a dickswab in his pants."

by Josh VanZant September 23, 2005

dickshebab

When three or more guys fuck each other in the ass at the same time

Jeff, Bob, and Bill had a dickshebab last night.

by flanative3 July 13, 2016

dickshamer

Any person who intentionally shames a penis when it is in the crucial stage of beginning pleasure

Allison thought it was cute to be a dickshamer and rile a guy up only to send him to a place of probable impotence just for kicks

by von groovy May 10, 2019

Dickshank

When your penis is sharp at the end. Kind of like a cone shaped structure.

"John! John! Wake up you fucking moron! You're poking me with your fucking massive dickshank!"

by Professor Dickslop May 21, 2019