The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thruattendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand
Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
Remember those good times at home in the 1800's, back when you and the neighbourhood rowdies would romp around, kickin' an old piece of rope. And then Mom would call you inside, where you'd all gather round the dining room table, while she served up a steamin' hot plate of Dr. Tran's Old Fashioned Peppermint Dickables.
A Dickable is a Dr.Tran patented treat that has kept the same quality that you and I have come to expect.
"Did you get a taste of those Dr. Samuel Tran's Corn Fed Wood Fired Dickables?"
"Hey...my dog doesn't Hev any Melk in his Pellowcase..."