Dickjam

Like toe jam but found in the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.

"you ever go down on a guy sportin a turtleneck?" "Only once, he had some nasty dickjam"

by Chaparrita May 5, 2006

dickamonas

An STD in a woman who returns to the hospital, repeatedly with the same vaginal infection, because the dick she is having sex with has not been treated. (Related to Trichomonas which is the offending parasite)

After the woman had been re-infected repeatedly and had informed her "fiancee" each time that he needed to be treated, it was determined that she was suffering from dickamonas. A condition best treated by abstaining from sex with this partner until he has been treated.

by SASsy,RNC April 4, 2010

Dickrag

Another word for a loin cloth. Its the G-String of the loin cloth world. It lacks style and only offers limited coverage of the todge. It is the last desperate attempt to cover ones modesty.

In short, its just a fucking rag to cover your todge.

"Dude, where the fuck is your dickrag?"
"If all else is lost, at least you have your dickrag."
Dickrag, as modelled by Golem in Lord of the Rags

by Biskylicious Dave September 12, 2008

dickrash

a rash under the pinis

awch my dickrash is hurtin

by Knighty July 12, 2003

Dickratio

The Dick to clam ratio at any given event.

Dude 1: I really wish there was more clam to slam in here.
Dude 2: Yeah, I'd love to bruise some seafood tonight.
Dude 3: DICKPARTY! (Bad Dickratio)

by TheDaggers March 7, 2008

Dickamortis

Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.

I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis

by Cahscholar August 13, 2017

dickamortis

The stiff, cold, sore feeling you get in your dick the day after fucking a few too many chicks, or just having a bit too much fun with yourself.... Typically associated with losers who get no ass, or womanizers.

Girl: hey sexy wanna get it on?
Dude: i'm sorry, i would, but i had a bit too much fun with myself last night and i got a real bad case of dickamortis this morning
Girl: ha wow, loser.

by sexymcsexy February 8, 2010