Dickfoot

There is only one known Dickfoot in existence. As a result of an unsuccessful science experiment, a hybrid between a human dick and foot was created (the balls are also attached). It lives, breathes, and is most notorious for its rabid, disgusting smell. If you happen to come across this horrid mutation, follow these steps:

1. Light a match (it smells).
2. Poor gasoline all around you.
3. Throw the match on the gasoline.
4. Run like hell.

Also, beware of the Dickfoot Cheese trails it leaves behind, they are highly toxic, and may be fatal if swallowed.

oh god, it smells like dickfoot in here...

by bukbukake May 29, 2009

Dickzophrenia

The small voice in the head of males that coerces men into bad life choices with their dicks. This voice is constant, unyielding, and very rarely quiet. Can be exacerbated by lack of sexual activity, boredom and/or presence of attractive sex prospects. Thought to be the leading cause of baby daddy and baby daddy trauma.

Man 1: How did you end up with 8 kids!?

Man 2: I suffer from a severe case of Dickzophrenia.

by Lance Dongstrong August 29, 2016

Dicktopus

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

by DREGDD November 27, 2016

dickopter

(to) dickopter is basically spinning the penis of yourself so fast that it just goes in circles

When George spins his hips when he's nacked, his dickopter is spinning fast as fuck.

by Neylonium May 30, 2017

Dickophile

An avid lover of dick.

Most girls like dick, but she is a full on dickophile.

by Nykimeow May 3, 2019

Dickfooding

Dickfooding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a dickfooder in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.

Look at this dumbass he always dickfooding.

Nahhh the dickfooding is Crazy.

by ElFanum December 19, 2022

dickfor

an insult referring to any person deserving to be prompted to and likely ask, "what's a dickfor?", usually in response to something that would only be done by a jackass; esp. someone working for the man and being unresponsive to rational discussion: a dipshit

"I can't believe that douche bag just...
What a dickfor!"

by nviav April 27, 2006