The small voice in the head of males that coerces men into bad life choices with their dicks. This voice is constant, unyielding, and very rarely quiet. Can be exacerbated by lack of sexual activity, boredom and/or presence of attractive sex prospects. Thought to be the leading cause of baby daddy and baby daddy trauma.
by Lance Dongstrong August 29, 2016
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