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Dickmentia

When one cannot remember whom he or she slept with. Whether it be two days or two years ago.

This is both within context for both males and females.
GAWD, I cannot remember for the life of me the name of that fly shorty I met last week... I'm having such Dickmentia right now!
by bbrkdwn July 14, 2010
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dicklestick

I took a ride on a dicklestick last night!
by LBo979 November 3, 2010
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Dickcepticon

Sworn enemies of the Fagatrons (a third race that consists of homosexual cybernetic organisms lead by Fagimus Prime). This fourth race has the distinct ability to be extremely dick-ish in their manner and behaviour. Behavioural traits include squealing like a hog in heat when their cricket team wins and high-fiving a pole for no reason when grabbing some orange juice. This race of mechanical organisms are virtually incapable of human conversation and basic societal ethics.
Tom: Sorry I'm late Hardy

Hardy: What held you up?

Tom: I had to sit next to a Dickcepticon on the bus. The bastard kept squealing because the Bangladesh cricket team won last night.

Hardy: That was last night, wouldn't he have stopped by now?

Tom: You know Dickcepticons....
by Bumblebitch September 6, 2012
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dickception

1. The implantation of another person's homoerotic fantasies or more literally penis into a target's subconscious. This tactic can consist of multiple levels of dickception, tantamount to a raging gay orgy inside your subconscious.

2. Can be used to describe a peculiar situation or event which makes a person question their sexuality due to undeniable and infinite levels of homosexuality (as if their minds are being implanted by figurative and literal dicks).
Watching the Saints game with Eric is basically dickception. Its like having your brain implanted by a penis inside a penis inside a penis
by andyrdck December 3, 2013
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dickette

a males penis that is awkwardly small in such a manner that anyone who sees it may potentially kill themselve. this person tend to talk about how large they are because they have never themself seen their penis.
i was going to have sex with him but his dickette caused a minor setback.
by chris heston December 9, 2010
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dickette

yo,did u see tht boy tht stripped off last night.....girl he had a DICKETTE!
by i wanna fuk fit boyz June 13, 2003
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Dickette

Term used as an insult for a female that is acting like a dick.

Female acting as a jerk, sarcastic, or other douche bag mannerisms.
My ex girlfriend is acting like a Dickette.

That girl was acting like a Dickette at the party.
by kohnny November 2, 2010
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