Dickalage

\de.ka.laʒ\ "dick" + "décalage"

1. A portmanteau used to express the temporary emotional jetlag felt when first being away from one's partner.

2. Emotional gap, discrepancy caused by separation.

3. (time) Confusion from being on a schedule that is different from when with one's partner.

Ever since I came back from my trip to visit him, I've had a strong feeling of dickalage because I just miss him so much.

by SexyWordsSmith September 22, 2023

dickatoesis

Dickatoesis: bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.

She had a bad case of dickatoesis after having oral sex with her boyfriend.

by Samuel Prewitt Jr. Dayton, Oh October 27, 2015

Dicklouette

When you can see the silhouette of a guy's dick through his pants.

A more elegant version of "bulge".

"So far, I haven't been able to see Josh's dicklouette. Wonder if there's anything there?"

by anna_thunderroad December 23, 2018

Dickalodian

When you're a dick who likes to watch Nicelodian

Did you see Jeff? He's such a dickalodian

My God Kash has been a dickalodian even before I joined here

by Your ray of hope January 14, 2019

Dicklover69

A girl who likes to suck bbc, big cocks, small cocks and all types of dicks!

“Hey my name is dicklover69 welcome to my live stream, we’re gonna suck all types of dicks today !”

by Buttholegirl March 17, 2019

Dickalow

Men's dick that is tiny swallowed by foreskin

I can't see the top
Of my dick
I'm having a dickalow

by Mysticnight October 3, 2019

dickalyzer

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023