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bleeding diarrhea

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a sign that Satan is real
I have bleeding diarrhea. what the hell did i do?
by Andrew Poletis June 10, 2008
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Christmas Diarrhea

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Sara: "Hey Amber! Come quick and look at this."

Amber: "Eww, that's disgusting. Why is your diarrhea red and green?"

Sara: "I don't know. It must just be Christmas diarrhea."
by theblizzard June 1, 2011
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Fox News Diarrhea

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The condition Fox News viewers get when they see a "news" segment and they have no choice but to run to a social media outlet and spew it all over their wall without first checking the facts to see if it has any solid material.
Did you see John's Facebook wall? He had a serious case of Fox News Diarrhea last night!
by chaser1610 July 19, 2012
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Verbal Diarrhea

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A condition suffered by an individual who has the inablility to shut the fuck up, I.e the words keep flowing.
Don't get involved in a conversation with jill she has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.
by Anonymous November 15, 2002
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Lustful Diarrhea

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An uncontrollable expression of desire. Typically an unprovoked or random statement of a sexual nature that is poorly received.
1. Billy be all chillin' wit his crew scopin' Nascar, till his buddy's sister-momma smacked'em wit da knowlge dat she'd let'em take her on a Hot air balloon ride anyday". Dat lustful diarrhea broke de group like a ford hittin' a kiddy-squirrel.

2. When that bro saw that broad struttin' her sexy parts, he holla'd "damn baby, I wanna prime your pump good" quicker than a Kenyan on Powerthirst. That broad's nose curled at the stench of that lustful diarrhea.
by SPENSR von H Tweeter August 9, 2008
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Darren Criss

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A supermegafoxyawesomehot actor that is most famous for his role of Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical. He is also a singer/songwriter, and has songs on iTunes. But most still know him from A Very Potter Musical.
Friend 1: "Oh my Rowling! Darren Criss is so amazing!"
Friend 2: "Who's that?"
Friend 1: "The totally awesome actor in AVPM. You know, the one that plays Harry Potter?"
Friend 2: "Ohh yeah!"
by RedVines October 12, 2010
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Volcanic Diarrhea

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The combination of explosive diarrhea and bloody diarrhea, and an incredible hot feeling. Given the name Volcanic Diarrhea because when the blood and shit are mixed together it makes for a magma/lava looking substance. Also because the poop is so hot, that it feels like lava is shooting out of your anus. It normally results in heavy crying due to the pain in your rectum, and ends with a long shower.

Some severe cases also contain you calling your loved ones and telling them you might not make it.
Person 1: Hey why did you miss my wedding? You were supposed to be my best man!
Person 2: I had volcanic diarrhea for 6 hours.
Person 1: Oh my god I'm sorry, is there anything I can do to help?
Person 2: Yes, if I ever suggest having Taco Bell again, beat me within an inch of my life.
Person 1: Will do.
by JuggaLotus12 August 14, 2010
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