Dialup

Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?

Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.

by izcool January 11, 2009

dialup

Incredibly shit.

Arwyn is a dialup

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Diarumpus

Obese, smelly, angry, always right, genies, no problems at all except for the ones listed above

Ross do you know what you are, your diarumpus

by Ross Leonard February 16, 2019

dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

Dickulate

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.

"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."

by 2wildchics May 20, 2014

dickular torsion

(n.) It's like a purple nurple for your penis.

My wife was pissed at me last night... dickular torsion was the punishment that ensued.

by BigW777 November 21, 2015

Diskustang

Something utterly disgusting but on level ∞

Eeeeewwwww that’s diskustang

by 🤫zh October 25, 2018