Autoerotic Defestration

The act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to masturbate during the fall to earth ...

I'm so bored with my sex life, I'm considering autoerotic defestration ...

by Gridwalker April 21, 2009

Je Deteste

French for 'I hate'.

Je deteste tu.

by Glittery Goddess June 1, 2004

Deest

Originally used to describe a certain thing as extremely good or awesome. The word was later rumored to mean "A synchronized act of mutual masturbation" but was deemed false.

"You hooked up with her last night? Deest"

by ijasdoqpqveve June 1, 2013

Decestation

A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.

Decestation is indefectible.

Man: Decestation?
God: Yes.

by Decestation December 9, 2008

deestroyed

1. to lose very badly in a game

2. u say it when u make a basketball shot with someone closely guarding u

1. wow u lost 69-0, u got deestroyed

2. Deestroyed!! i just jayed it in ur mouth

by beatsmode January 17, 2008

detesticlizationication

When you cuts someones balls off, dip them in chocolate, and shove them down that persons throat.

I told Connor I was going to detesticlizationication him next time he freqqed with me! (freqq means fuck)

by Raeye October 18, 2010

Devesty

The most chaddest, awesomest, motherfucker out there. he/she/they or anything is literally a gift sent down from god.

Devesty even though they are so amazing, will always belittle themselves.
Devesty is usually chill but sometimes will break out into spouts of anger.
Devesty only has around 5 people they really care for and will cry for days if they died.

Person A: Wow, Devesty is so cool.
Person B: Sad though, they don’t even realise that they just make the world a better place.

by DEVESTY May 3, 2022