Deals and Business

Deals and business refers to balls and dick respectively, or more colloquially dick and balls”. It is to be said around women to confuse them and so that they do not know men’s secrets. Other business terms can also be used as code for penis-related terms such as cum

Dan: We need to support the small deals and business in our community
Ethan: A little bit more trade and foreign investment might make the small businesses bigger

by Crackedboi January 4, 2020

dome deal

A favorably nogotiated price for a blow job.

Yo bitch, you must be outta yo fuckin mind if you think I'm a give you forty fuckin dollas for a dome piece! Let's make a dome deal right now for twenty bucks.

by DOLLABILL-YO October 16, 2008

sta deal

Slang for “What’s up?” “What’s the deal?” “What’s the move?” “How’s it goin?”

Yo sta dealie? I’m tryna link up..

by Viejitosdagee September 4, 2018

kim deal

Kim Deal is like your next door neighbor, who happens to be an alternative rock goddess. She plays bass and sings back up vocals in the extremely influental alt rock band, The Pixies. She also fronts her own band The Breeders with her twin sister Kelley Deal. The Breeders are also an influental alt rock band. Kim and Kelley started playing music when they were sixteen. That's almost thirty years they've been making music!
Kim and Kelley are both very beautiful in their own way. They have great personalities which make them gorgous no matter what. And of course they are naturally beautiful anyway.
Kim is very talented. Her bass playing is smooth and bouncy. Her guitar playing is fuzzy goodness. Her drummming is simple but rythmic. Her singing can be sweet and melodic, deep and sexy, creeky and fun, or drunkenly charming.
Kim (and Kelley!) are two of the sweetest women you could ever meet.

Kim Deal: Will Kelley Deal and her tampon please report to the stage for an encore?
*Kelley strangles her*

by dealist December 28, 2005

Gun dealer

The unlawful dealing of a firearm from Lander Police Department

Lander Police Department are all gun dealers.

by Xiam August 17, 2018

business deal

1) Noun, Canned 'interested in' selection box that one checks when filling out their LinkedIn.com webpage. Chances are, if you feel the need to have a LinkedIn.com page, you do not have the means (i.e. capital) to actually execute such a deal. I'm sure your company CEO is surfing the LinkedIn.com page....NOT. People who would select this term on their LinkedIn.com page probably are dental dicks. Instead of doing their job, such people often spend their entire time at work looking for yet another job.

2) Noun, Leaving your cubicle to take a dump at approximately 10:30AM local time while you are at work.

1) Mr. Scott's page says he's interested in business deals. Too bad he'll be a low-level manager supervising dental dicks his entire time at this company.

2) Oh man, I shouldn't have had Thai food last night. I'll be in my 'other office' executing a large business deal if you need to find me!

by Mr. Wichita International June 14, 2009

Drug Dealer

drug dealer
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"

Jeff: My bro has just been banged up again for 11 years.

Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...

by CannabisKings April 3, 2019