Depeche Mode Mafia

a gang of rogue, militant, horny Depeche Mode fans who will destroy anyone who insults or undermines the work of the group, or any of it's members.

When Frank offended the Depeche Mode mafia, he went to sleep that night..and never woke up the next day.

by moded101 March 1, 2010

Gaydar detector

A gaydar is well known as a sence that makes a person able to single out a homosexual in a crowd.

A gaydar detector is a piece of machinary that singles out the person able to spot homosexuals in a crowd.

The form and color of the machinary varies from brand to brand.

Person 1: Hey you see that guy over there?
Person 2: ...yeah?
Person 1: Look at my Gaydar detector
Person 2: The needle is totally pointing towards him!

by Rollo Mungo November 30, 2009

detach

Separate or disconnect .

My weave went detach.

by DEATACH November 28, 2017

Facebook Detective

A name to call yourself instead of saying you are stalking someone on facebook.

Person 1: Dude, you're facebook stalking her!

Person 2: No man, I'm just a facebook detective.

by ursidae August 19, 2009

detective

A devilishly handsome individual who investigates and ruthlessly abolishes mysteries of all kinds.

Are you wondering how I traced your plastic bouncy ball thievery to the Burlington sewer under the bakery, the bakery containing your cousin's meth lab where he singlehandedly produces all desoxyephedrine sold to the state of Vermont, in which a law was passed that specifically outlaws the robbery and transport of plastic bouncy objects and that you are currently in violation of? It is because I am a Detective. You shall be fined fifteen dollars.

by Detective Kernel April 10, 2010

nuclear launch detected

1.Originally from the game Starcraft made by Blizzard. It's what happens when a ghost designates an area for a nuclear explosion from a nuke sent by the nuclear silo attatched to the command center. When you hear it and see it in its white glory words, you are seeing and hearing doom and destruction.
2.Derived from Starcraft, when ever you feel gas, just go "Nuclear Launch Detected" and the closest person next to you will run away, then you release it.

1. *Nuclear Launch Detected* (a few seconds) Oh my god! He just broke the water pipes in my command center with a nuclear launch!
2. Bobby: Hey Bob, nuclear launch detected..
Bob: AUGHH *runs away*
Bobby: *pffffffffffffssss* Ahh..

by G..... October 9, 2005

Detechtive

Detectives dealing with high tech crimes. Such as digital forensic investigations involving cell phones or computer extractions for evidence.

This computer needs to be forensically examined by a high tech crimes detechtive.

by Captain TJD August 21, 2018