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detachable penis

<noun>

1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."

2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.
1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night. Clint just pulled the detachable penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."

2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>
by Clint & Cherise November 3, 2005
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detard

"I'll need a few minutes to detard this plan of action you've come up with."
by Captain Neckfat January 17, 2008
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detoxicate

1) to relax or enlighten by removal of alcohol or a drug, especially to the point where physical and mental control is markedly regained 2) to relax or depress to the point of apathy or calmness
related: detoxicated, detoxication
After a night of heavy boozing and smoking he decided to detoxicate and started pounding water.
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detailedly

adj. | Paying attention to minute details as opposed to a quick and furtive skim-through
Oh I saw that picture of yours on my facebook news feed but didn't really look into it detailedly. What was it really about?
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detavious

A good hearted person,who cares about the people who love him,always on fleek and will knock a bitch out if he has to.He knows how to treat a lady if you have a detavious dont let him go,he is so nice and caring.
girl:I think i like detavious

Boy:Ah you better get him before he is taken
girl:ill never have a chance
Boy:of course you will he gives everyone a chance.
by lllkolikojuy990 May 9, 2018
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Detamara

A funny and outgoing girl. She is shy, but when she gets to know you, she starts to grow on you slowly. She can be loud and obnoxious at times. She usually likes to be in her own space, and when someone gets to close, she will start to feel uncomfortable. She like to watch movies and play video games. She is loving, caring, grateful, and respectful. She also says Jesus a lot.
"Detamara, quit saying Jesus will ya!"
by someone52552 July 19, 2018
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Detraxual

To be sexually aroused or attracted to Detrax's(the main villain of WilliamFurnoStudios movies) THICKNESS
Friend: are you straight?
Me: no, I'm Detraxual
by L.productions136 January 3, 2020
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