deflatenization

New computing term. Get used to it. The process of converting a flat network to a segmented one. (See VLAN, VLANNING)

The network was deflatenized by KY. The deflatenization was therefore successful.

by KY TO THE JELLY December 30, 2007

Deflapidated

An anaemic toastie. Where the bread isn't given enough time to properly toast and seal together. Resulting in a limp toasted sandwich.

I was so hungry, I couldn't wait to eat. So I took my toastie out early and now it's all deflapidated!

by Sinead O'Conker November 11, 2014

spunk deflectors

A geeky girl, or extreme cases a guy who wears large spectacles to protect themselves from a shower of (spunk). A must for any (bukakee) participant.

"dude that chicks wearing spunk deflectors she's definetly into (facials)".

by hunley January 4, 2012

deflowerer

One who take away the virginity of, or one who destroys the innocence of someone.

"she's taken three guys' virginities this year"
"what a deflowerer!"

by mewww September 4, 2011

Deflated Reveille

The effect observed when a website (or portions thereof), previously believed to be secure or private, is publicly exposed. Generally associated with websites pertaining to colleges or universities in Texas, but more infrequently institutions in the Upper Midwest and Great Lakes Region.

"Holy mother of fuck - check out this PM!!!

'I want to eat your *****... get it so wet that i cant even keep my dick inside'

That's a deflated reveille if I've ever seen one!"

by Nageek Salguod June 11, 2006

deflicted

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

by Mike September 10, 2003

erection deflection

The state of matter in which you are called up to the board in class with an erection. In a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake boobs.

I was able to pull of the erection deflection in my english class.

by Whimbo February 7, 2006