2 definitions by Whimbo
The state of matter in which you are called up to the board in class with an erection. In a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake boobs.
by Whimbo February 1, 2006
A person, when usually a hobo is jacking off in the back of the city bus not caring who's watching or who he's watching. This person is very disturbed. especially if he is staring at you.
by Whimbo November 7, 2005