Decount

The official 2020 election legal remedy demanded by the former administration for any prevailing 'Blue State'.

We must deconstruct the Blue Wall, and Arizona, and Nevada, and Georgia, and any State won by illegal mail-in ballots. We demand a Decount!!

by YAWA November 8, 2020

decent

A word every fucking person in the entire goddamn world uses to describe absolutely everything that isn't bad.

Bro: You saw that new movie? How was it?
Sis: It was decent.

Bro: How was the food at that restaurant?
Sis: Decent.

Bro: How's that book you're reading?
Sis: Uhhhhh..it's decent.

Bro: Get a thesaurus, please.
Sis: Hey, that's a decent idea. I bet there are some decent alternatives to "decent."

Bro: ಠ_ಠ

by Very Annoyed Dude September 26, 2012

decanter

The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.

Man, that orgy last night had a decanter at it! My girlfriend got served, the lucky bitch.

by Angelus January 27, 2005

demunted

a cross between demented and munted usually used to descirbe a crash victim

After the car crash his face was demunted

by AiM$33 August 21, 2007

Decent

Something that isn't fantastic, but isn't all that bad either.

My balls kind of stunk after my morning run. At first I was disgusted by the smell, but compared to the time I pooped my pants in the car, they smell pretty decent.

by Richard Balzmel April 13, 2012

decent grits

An exclusively Southern phrase that describes good common sense. Almost always used in the the negative form to describe an action that is silly, or lacking common sense. As in "any decent grits" or more often "no decent grits".

Me: I sent another text to the wrong person, AGAIN! I hate this phone!

K: Girl! Don't blame your phone, you ain't got no decent grits sometimes.

by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011

decent-looking

A term used to describe someone who isn't necessarily bad-looking, but not attractive enough to be considered good-looking.

Person A: Hey, do you think person C is hot?
Person B: Nah, but I wouldn't say person C is ugly, though. Person C is decent-looking.

by Ozarkas July 9, 2014