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tankruptcy

Refers to climbing gas prices ; inflation imbalance.
Earlier when I was filling up my gas tank, I believe I involuntarily filed for "tankruptcy". As my car's gas tank was filling up, I was simultaneously watching my checking account balance plummet until the tank was full, then my account was empty.
by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011
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Corner Bankruptcy

Another name for the restaurant "Corner Bakery". This name mocks the restaurant for charging exorbitant prices for a half stale sandwich and a small salad.
No, Judd, I can't afford to go to Corner Bankruptcy, If I'm gonna pay $8.75 for a half sandwich, it better at least taste good!
by Jason Dy October 9, 2007
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bankruptcy blowout

When a business sucks ass and files for bankruptcy resulting in a liquidation sale where a nigga can find some hella deals
Tom: Dude, I heard Morning Wood Lumber Co. is going out of bankruptcy.
Mike: yeah man, theyre gonna have 75% off everything sale. I love a good ol' fashioned bankruptcy blowout!
by spray_and_pray October 31, 2015
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feed bankruptcy

feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.
Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"
by txba397 August 26, 2011
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tab bankruptcy

When you have so many internet browser tabs open it is better that you just close all of them than sift through the nightmare hellscape your workspace has become.
Johnson: I would love to get those reports to you sir, I just need to sift through some of these tabs.
Manager: That's fine Johnson, it's time to declare tab bankruptcy, get your life together and get me them tomorrow.
by suntitan June 4, 2019
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Section 12 bankruptcy

As opposed to Section 11, if you file for Section 12 bankrupcy, and you're successful, it means the Fed will bail you out.
AIG were succesful in their bid for Section 12 Bankruptcy, whereas Lehmann Bros were allowed to go under.
by Seanoooog October 31, 2008
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Dankrupt

When one spends all their money on weed before anything else
“Yo wanna go get some food?”
Can’t I’m dankrupt”
by WattyDaddy June 4, 2018
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