Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.
Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.
Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.
Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.
Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.
Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.
Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.
Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!
Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
by goanna greg April 08, 2019
Taiqueesha: shiiit, dave i dont wanna fuck you sober again. you never last.
Dave:oh come on babe... lets danky spanky
Dave:oh come on babe... lets danky spanky
by umbels November 06, 2008
by micah the fox December 04, 2006
When I was about a mile from the beach, I rolled down my window and immediately smelled the danky fidd.
by Poopy1a1 September 02, 2010
The best of the best, the dankest of the dank, whether it be powder in the mountains, mary jane in your bowl, or anything exceedingly danky...
by Daddy D April 14, 2006
by Danky Outlaw July 10, 2006
The term Danky bash is used when you or some one else had a prolonged/Great masturbation session in which you or some one else ended up climaxing multiple times during that masturbation session.
Dude yesterday I was watching this new porno that came out on youporn and I ended up having the greatest danky bash ever.
by The Great Danky May 31, 2015