cyberslacker 

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.

"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

cyberslacker by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

cybernag 

A person who continually nags via electronic communication media (cyberspace), eg. via text, email etc.

You are such a cybernag.

Stop cybernagging me.

cybernag by lindonr October 15, 2013

Cybersmart 

Someone who seems smart online from their using various reference sites, but when you meet them in person they're dumb as a post.

Tracy was quoting the bible and Hamlet on face book so I thought she was on my level. When I met her it turned out she was only cybersmart.

Cybersmart by Dordiebob April 18, 2009

Cybership 

A relationship between two people who have only talked on the internet.

Girl: Will you go out with me?

Boy: Sorry. I'm already in a cybership.

Cybership by Eden Whetham October 3, 2008

Cyberslave 

One who routinely retrieves information and orders products from the Internet on behalf of another. The search requirements are often sent by SMS message or phone call, by someone who can't be bothered to do find the information themselves.

Guy 1: "Josh never uses the Internet - he always gets Matt to do it for him!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, Matt's his cyberslave"

Cyberslave by LeShev January 8, 2012

Cybernate 

To hide in your room and immerse yourself in your computer device...

e.g Where is Ashleigh? Ohhh she's gone to cybernate!

Cybernate by Keyman88 November 22, 2013

Cybernan 

A grandmother of the Doctor-Who badguys, Cybermen.
Comes with free Bus-Pass and Fag. Provided by Arriva and Aldi.

The Doctor was attacked by a Cybernan, he ended up with some fatal fag burns. A sad day, Mah!

Cybernan by Conroy September 25, 2006