california curling iron

When a girl doesn't have a dildo on her so she goes to the bathroom and uses a curling iron instead

The SFA chick uses a California Curling iron in her dorm room.

by BBQpringle May 6, 2015

Aidan / The Great Culling!

Aidan, an ancient entity known to have descended from the heavens upon us. He is a creature of mass destruction, he is a vessel of hate, and an unstoppable force of chaos, he is known as manifest a puppy to lure his next victims close to devour their souls, ever since he strived for Damascus on Modern Warfare he has fallen out of favor of the gods, losing his position as the great culling, and being reduced to a beast thriving off the souls of the unfortunate individuals who happen upon his residency.

Thou has stumbled upon Aidan / The Great Culling! He is close to devouring my soul, I am writing this letter to my love as a goodbye I lo...

by The All-Father May 21, 2021

cullingus

Cullingus is in general the art of oral sex, when one connects mouth to vagina.

"Dude my cullingus skillz are fucken awesome, I should become a pornstar"
or
"I'm quite good at cullingus, i've watched heaps of porn baby"

by NZcullingus September 23, 2007

Curling

When a person's personality is so dead (uninteresting, boring) that you would rather watch curling (the "sport").

"I stopped talking to Alex because he was so curling."

by aaslk September 20, 2018

Curling

its like fucking gladiator!!!

whoa, that fight was like MOTHER FUCKING curling.

by YOURMOTHERINYOURBED January 16, 2009

Cuzzling

The result of cuddling and snuggling together while watching TV and movies and inevitably one person always falling asleep.

I will always miss cuzzling with my favorite person ever.

by Blackbear333 August 22, 2010

curling

Like lawn bowling, except colder, lamer, more boring, and about 2000 dollars more expensive

I told my girlfriend that i liked curling, and that is why she left me

by Curlbacca May 16, 2006