Cumhead

A person doesn’t use their brain because it’s filled with cum

“Jett is such a cumhead”, said Kookie.

by TaxiBeast October 21, 2019

cushy

easy, pleasasnt - from an Urdu (originally Persian)word 'khwshi' meaning 'happiness' or 'ease'. Came into English directly from India via British Army slang of the early 20th Century. Not to be confused with kushti which comes into English from Romany

He sits on his arse all day, a real cushy number.

by klidenengro February 4, 2004

Sannse Cushway

The psychopathic tyrant of Wikia/Fandom...

Beware Sannse Cushway, they crave the blood of the innocent...

by TotoBro February 18, 2021

Cashew Boi

A “bitch boy” who is child like that thinks he’s a big shot. Talks up big game about looks, money, and his dick where in actuality is a total loser! Small dick aka Cashew Boi.

He’s such a cashew boi because he said he couldn’t commit but now is dating someone else.

by Casheboihater September 8, 2019

Amsterdam whoopee cushion

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef

I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

by Snvert97 February 23, 2021

s'cuse me mate...

A 's'cuse me mate' is either a male or female who approaches you to ask for something. The opening line is always 's'cuse me mate'..... Nine times out of ten they request a small sum of money ranging from 10p to 50p. There's often an elaborate story behind this such as having to make a phone call or getting a bus to Rochdale.

*Casually walking through Manchester City Centre and a scruffy looking man approaches*

s'cuse me mate... have you got 20p to borrow, cos what is it is yeahh, I've gotta get to Rochdale to pick up my job seekers intit'

by Tony Fishfingers December 16, 2016

wombat on cashew nuts

someone who's acting crazy and or doing something ideotic or lutacris

Man that jerk is driving worse than a wombat on cashew nuts!

by Matt vin July 27, 2021