chusband

Chubby + Husband = Chusband

During college Stan was in great shape, but after 15 years of marriage he's a chusband.

by freekyfrogy October 31, 2011

cuzband

your cousin's husband

Dude, my cuzband Bill is so cool..He used to buy me beer when I was underage.

by Nuggets Mcgee October 25, 2007

Cuzband

The name of the male spouse when the married couple are cousins.

"Hey, ho's it going? I want you to meet my cuzband!"

by KimiBichee October 3, 2012

cumbandit

A rabid woman who is obsessed with cum obsessed enough to keep all of her victims man goo in tiny containers in a filing cabinet

The cumbandits Gotten me again

by kathleen the asshat January 22, 2006

Cuzband

When you marry your first cousin who happens to be male.

Nanny is in love with her first cousin. She wants to marry cousin Jimbo. When they marry - Jimbo will be her "cuzband."

by Repulsed Observer October 16, 2008

cousband

when your spouse in also your cousin. typically used in places like arkansas.

That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!

by using of the rogaine December 11, 2011

Cousband

(n) the spouse of a woman who has married her cousin

Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!

by Ya Phil me?! July 28, 2012