Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.
When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!
by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020
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Get the Rivers Cuomo mug.An Italian word that describes a man who enjoys violently getting pounded in the ass by cocks, often simultaneously.
Can also be used to describe someone who is in a position for which he is utterly unsuited.
Can also be used to describe someone who is in a position for which he is utterly unsuited.
See that guy in the leather chaps and the pink tutu? He's a real Cuomo.
I had to stay late every night last week because the boss hired a real Cuomo, and now I have to unfuck everything he did.
I had to stay late every night last week because the boss hired a real Cuomo, and now I have to unfuck everything he did.
by Oswald0707 December 2, 2020
Get the Cuomo mug.Cuole; A unit of measurement where one Cuole is one level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation.
For Example; You ask for a Hamburger.
-At one Cuole, I respond by giving you a Raccoon.
-At two Cuoles, You ask me for a hamburger but it turns out I don't exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger gently rests on the ground.
-At three Cuoles, You awake as a Hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips, The world is in Sepia.
-At one Cuole, I respond by giving you a Raccoon.
-At two Cuoles, You ask me for a hamburger but it turns out I don't exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger gently rests on the ground.
-At three Cuoles, You awake as a Hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips, The world is in Sepia.
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Get the Cuong mug.Some one who is very kind and giving. Most of the time is very intelligent and thoughtful, but may fail sometimes.
by BlakeM525 January 8, 2009
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