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cuntbagsucker

ayo monty p money bags u r a cuntbagsucker
by monty p money bags December 25, 2007
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cuntblasting

Where several people get together and text one person (who is preferrably not present) at the exact same time with messages that all use the word "cunt" but generally follow a specific theme. This must be quick and painless and done by a large group of people at one time, blindsiding the victim. One text per person is all that is needed. Nobody cares if you have more "good ones." Save it for next time.

The novelty and spirit of the game is lost if you send a text on your own with a "cunt" message just because you thought it was funny. It's not; at that point it's just profane and tasteless. When a group of people do it to one unsuspecting person, then only is it hilarious and perfectly acceptable.
We're cuntblasting grandma with Disney movie titles, I'm going with either "The Jungle Cunt." You should definitely go with "The Little Mercunt" or "A Cunt's Life"
by jschmoe July 4, 2011
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cuntballyhoo

(1)hyperbole, especially the especial brand of western womenly exagerration that has them believe that every man is making an assault on their stinky western pissholes (2)cuntly complaining.
Did you hear about the guy who was convicted of raping a girl with a condom.
Yeah, she insisted that he don a jamesly before scootin.
Sounds like a lot of cuntballyhoo to me.
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006
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cuntoballs

A combinatiuon of balls and cunt. A term you could use to describe a friend who is pissing you off.
Listen Cuntoballs, hurry the fuck up and lets scran the chinky before that faggot gets back from his travels.
by GaryInEdinburgh June 13, 2007
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CuntBall

Where u lay a girl on a football field and kick a foot ball in her vagina and it go so deep it gets logged in i the vagina and doctors have to surgically remove it from the vagina
I just CuntBalled my girl so hard last night
by Slapperrrr November 12, 2018
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Cuntdallie

A person at work who thinks they own the place but are really a nobody. They spend the majority of the time being a cunt and making everybody’s life a living hell. Then they take 8 weeks off to get liposuction and when they come back they shit all over everyone’s head because they think their hot shit. That person that absolutely no one can stand.
"you've worked here how long and you still can't do a cash out, you're so stupid"

"shut up, you being a Cuntdallie"
by Anonymous 256 December 14, 2008
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Cuntiballs

usually refers to a hatefull man who has hurt you
jeese he is such a cuntiballs...ran off with my best mate
by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008
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