CuntBall

Where u lay a girl on a football field and kick a foot ball in her vagina and it go so deep it gets logged in i the vagina and doctors have to surgically remove it from the vagina

I just CuntBalled my girl so hard last night

by Slapperrrr November 12, 2018

cuntballer

One who fists herself regularly.
Insertion of fist into ham wallet periodically.

Jane's hand smells like poon-juice. She must be a cuntballer.

by Douchy Magee April 5, 2007

cuntball

generally, a fellow who avoids Halloween parties in favor of pseudo intellectual gatherings, and of course, is a douchebag =)

That Kevin isn't showing up tonight? What a cuntball!

by zeroeth October 31, 2010

cuntball

someone who has attained supreme doucheyness. this person can also be classified as an asshole, fucktard, dipshit, or dumb fuck.

Kirby: Dude, Kelsey, help me with this now! *glares at Kelsey*

Kelsey: Kirby, shut the fuck up. You can be such a cuntball sometimes. *gives Kirby dirty, annoyed look*

Kirby: Huh???????? *looks at her in a dumbfounded way*

by xXMikaGailXx February 15, 2010

Cuntballs

Cuntballs is the result of intercourse between a mans balls and a woman's cunt. the balls are irreversibly stuck in the woman's vagina.

The only way to free the man is to remove his balls preferably with a rusty piece of metal. the balls will remain inside the vagina permanently.

The woman's vagina is now known as Cuntballs instead of the cunt.

Elisa: hows your asshole going?

Joe: Good thanks, how are your Cuntballs going?

Elisa: They're a bit itchy but otherwise pretty good

by Qw3rtyman January 8, 2010

Cuntball Twat

1. Male version of cunt bitch
2. Lying douche-bag
3. Used to describe people named Chandler
4. Most satisfying if preceded by the word 'fucking'

"God he is such a fucking cuntball twat!"

"What a dumb fucking cuntball twat."

by Pippylongstocking01 January 8, 2012

cuntballs

a woman who is more "ballsy" than a man.

Paul is such a little bitch, but look at his girlfriend's cuntballs.

by jeanagat January 16, 2017