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nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard it destroys everything in a two mile radius.
"Dude, I had such good sex last night I made a nuclear cumsplosion."
by Tecthe (@EagleCheesecake) December 2, 2016
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cummotion

Assorted excited/celebratory whoops and hollers resulting from someone's getting his/her rocks off.
It's ten times more fun to receive a handjob from a cutie-chick if there are others present to observe said pleasuring-session; said spectators always raise quite a cummotion at the "magic moment".
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
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Cumption

You need courage to collect the big, juicy pile of cum in your cellar. Do not cave in. Do not clean. Build it bigger. The resilience not to give in is called cumption, and it is mustered from deep within.
Mother is knocking on the cellar door. Will you mop the pile, or gather the cumption to preserve it?
by Marlando of Shadowmere May 27, 2021
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cumpilation

A portmanteau of the words cumshot and compilation. When a brother from another mother edits the best part of a bunch of pornographic videos (the cumshot) together, you get a cumpilation. It saves you the time of watching the whole video to get to the part you probably like the most. In addition, you do not need to acquire all the videos to get all the cumshots. For example, if Remy LaCroix is your favorite pornstar, a cumpilation will gather all her cumshots together to view in a row. Kind of like when people edit all the best jokes or scenes in a movie into one short clip.
Man, thank goodness someone made a cumpilation of Jada Stevens. I was gonna dedicate a whole weekend to downloading all her videos, but now I just have to download that one cumpilation. Whoever made it is a real time saver!
by Patrick Bateman Bale December 23, 2021
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Reach completion

If my roommate hadn’t walked in on me I would have been able to reach completion to that Insta girl
by Miles B. Free August 8, 2019
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Opportunity Cumpletion

Based loosely on the economic principle of opportunity cost:
1. It is the act of withholding ones orgasm during masterbation in hopes of finding a better scene/camera angle in the pornographic video you are watching.
2. The difficult decision that must be made during intercourse as to when it is acceptable for a male to finish.
I waited until the end of the film for my opportunity cumpletion.
by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009
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cumsplosion

When you orgasm so hard, your cum goes in more than one direction.
Ex:
Jake: Dude, I haven't fucked anyone in so long, that when I came, It was a total cumsplosion!
Drake: whoa, man that's crazy
by ThatOneGuyWhoF ckedUrMum December 21, 2018
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